Potty Training Pillows

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"I can't wait that long."

'See you then!'

'I think you can get rid of the diapers. Timmy just made a direct deposit.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Train 'em young that's what I say."

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"Didn't I tell you to go before we left?"

Emergency Underpants

"I'd better get off the phone now. I think Timmy has to go number one."

'Slippery When Wet'.

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"See what happens to bed wetters?"

"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"We're potty training."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Agility God

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Don't even think about it."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"