Potty Training Milestone T-Shirts

'I got it for potty training.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

3 days without an accident.

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"But it still had some sentimental value."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'Nappies are so last year.'

'She passed potty training!'

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Personal Potty Trainer

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'At lone at last.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Baby Potty Training Robot

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'