Potty Training Coach T-Shirts

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Personal Potty Trainer

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"We're potty training."

'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

3 days without an accident.

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"Think, son. Where did we say bears poop?"

"I can't wait that long."

"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"