Potion Brewing Buddy Gifts

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Newt sale

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'