Potato Farmer Prints

Jersey Potato

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Can he come out and play?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Stupid Microwave

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'