Potato Farmer Mugs

Jersey Potato

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Superstock'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."