Pot Washer Pillows

Pot washer.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"I said slime."

"I don't do windows."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Thank you."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Elephant cleans a car.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'