Posture Perfectionist Prints

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Office Ergonomics.

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Mine!'

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

'I don't care what it takes, I'm going to get rid of this waddle!'

'How about if I meet you halfway? I'll sit up straight but I won't eat my vegetables.'

Stand up straight, you're slouching.

The Golden Ratio

"Miss Perkins, I need more lumbar support."

'I'm very impressed with your new butler, Charles. He carries himself well.' (A butler carrying himself in the air).

"How did humpback whales get that way?"

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"Try reading them instead."

"I think she's trying to be a read head."

Job Hazards

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You know, Fred didn't have that hump until he was always slumped over that computer."

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

"The aerodynamics suck, but it's better for my back."

Chiropractic Air. Please return your seats to an upright position, keep your shoulders back, bend your knees at a right angle, and place both feet flat on the floor.

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

The Posture Fairy

"...'How to alleviate lower back pain.'"

"Synchronized sitting"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"