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No Change, No Hope

"We need a new image. . ."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

I love Museum Shops

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Caricatures $20"

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Wish you were steer!

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'