Collecting Posters T-Shirts

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'No, dear, those aren't selfies, they're mug shots.'

"Who put up this poster of Julio Iglesias?"

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"Does this count as photo I.D.?"

"Get angry and go apes**t."

'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Distracted on the Elevator.

Wanted for Stick Up

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Pole of Missing People Notices.

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Hang In There, Baby!

Wanted. Being "wanted" is nice 'n' all. But just once I'd like to be "needed."

Wanted. He's an art thief who always mistakenly takes the leave valuable painting. We never did take a good picture!

Billy. The Kid.

"The Eggsorcist"

Lost squirrel poster.

Wanted poster uses image of man with face mask.

Lost 10 Dollar Bill Reward $10

No Change, No Hope

International Women's Day

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

If all else fails, give up.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

AI

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'