Postal Systems Mugs

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

HS2

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

You've Got Mail

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postal Worker Satisfaction