Post-wedding Realizations Prints

"You've caught me at an awkward time, can I call you back when I'm single?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Get a tomb!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

His and Hers Wedding

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."