Newlywed Adventures Prints

'No, Irma, consummating out marriage doesn't mear hearing up your mother's chicken soup!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"...until death do you a favor."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"