Post-match Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a mug that's as thoughtful as their post-match reflections. Perfect for sipping coffee while pondering strategic insights or amusing philosophical quotes about the game.

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Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..." mockup

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

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"Good game."

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.' mockup

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys. mockup

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey." mockup

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

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'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

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"Yin and Yankee fan"

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'We're in a hurry.'

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God playing with dolls.

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!" mockup

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

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"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories." mockup

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

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"You have a good lie."

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"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives." mockup

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

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"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign." mockup

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

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'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!' mockup

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

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Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

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"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it." mockup

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

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'Violence solves everything...'

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MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.' mockup

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

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"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!" mockup

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

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The Thinking Man's Rugby

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"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive." mockup

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

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"Just fetch, don't ask why."

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'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...' mockup

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

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'I will need to watch the replay.' mockup

'I will need to watch the replay.'

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"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either." mockup

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

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'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!' mockup

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

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Post-match Philosopher Mugs Collection

Post-match Philosopher Pillows

Bring comfort and contemplation together with pillows inspired by post-match philosophies. Find the perfect piece to add thoughtful decor to any room.

Post-match Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with insightful prints that celebrate your post-match philosopher. A stylish way to embody their love of reflection.

Post-match Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that speak to your post-match thinker’s soul. Choose clever, witty, or thought-provoking designs perfect for casual wear.