Post-match Discussions Pillows

'We're in a hurry.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Match Fixing in Malaysia

World Cup. Half Empty.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

'Put the kettle on darling.'

Women carrying signs, one says 'The end is near!', the other says 'The end is not near!' The caption reads 'But aren't we fortunate to live in a society where differing views are tolerated?'

"My wife's an angel."

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

'If it wasn't for the 19th hole I would have quit this game a long time ago!'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'That's a no-brainer, Tom.'

Football Commentator.

Off-air comments.

'They've abandoned the match beause of fog. Couldn't see the advertising hoarding apparently.'