Post-election Celebration Mugs

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

After party at the spill club.

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

The next TV duel

Vaccine passport required

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

COVID Era Intel

Together we defeat the Pandemic

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

Post Covid Summer

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Your hats off! Salon now open

Mic Drop

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'

'May I play through please?'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

Dried Up!

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

So-ripe-they're-tangy face masks declared optional.

Printers Jammed

Don't shake.

Post-Pandemic Party

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

Clockwork Romney.

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

The opposition want to win the election to put things right

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne