Post-election Celebration Gifts

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

After party at the spill club.

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

Vaccine passport required

The next TV duel

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

Post Covid Summer

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

COVID Era Intel

Together we defeat the Pandemic

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'

Mic Drop

Your hats off! Salon now open

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'May I play through please?'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

Post-Pandemic Party

Printers Jammed

So-ripe-they're-tangy face masks declared optional.

Don't shake.

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

Dried Up!

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

Amusement Park OPEN. For the past few months we've been on a roller coaster ride without even without the park being open.

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

The opposition want to win the election to put things right