Post-apocalyptic Stylist T-Shirts

'Hazmat suits are the new normal.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Hey, remember the internet?"

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Guide to making your undead years your best years.

Most folks just go with the white.

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"Notice anything different about me?"

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"No physical is required."

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

Message in a bottle...

2042

"But that was before the skunks came."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"I can't believe we're the last two people on Earth, Clara. I'm kinda freaking out. I need to process this."

Children play in hazmat suits after a nuclear apocalypse.