Positivity Guru T-Shirts

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'I've retrained as a yoga instructor - I'm going to bend my way out of the recession.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Thank you bubbles

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Decision Making Block

The House of Commons.

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'