Positive Philosopher Prints

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'But on a brighter note it must have been great fun getting that pissed that often...'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Self-esteem room

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Aging Support Group

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Congratulations on the new you!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

When life gives you lemons...

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Sisyphus Sawyer

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."