Positive Philosopher Mugs

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'But on a brighter note it must have been great fun getting that pissed that often...'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Be Healthy

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

When life gives you lemons...

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Sisyphus Sawyer

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."