Positive Behavior T-Shirts

Be friendly.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Be Healthy

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Map of the Human Heart

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Congratulations on the new you!

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Things are looking up!"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'