Good Behavior T-Shirts

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Santa Claus's Mail

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I hate it when we fight."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

One giant bark for dogkind.

Pavlov's dog

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

When protons collide...

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

"Is this your work?"