Posh Place Pioneer Mugs

"Nice place. What are the metal things for?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

I did it my way.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Riding the statue.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

Little Mountaineers

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today

My first pro bono case.

"That's the 'big apple' son...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!"

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'Well, what do you think?!'

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

Specials Board

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

"This martini in canonical."

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Sloane Ranger.

House made out of home information packs.

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy