Posh Personality Mugs

Sloane Ranger.

Sloaney Pony.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Clown's In and Out Trays.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

Foodie Bank

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Expensive Restaurant

How very Hampstead!

"This martini in canonical."

'Typical type a behavior.'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

Proud to be posh!

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

"Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and refinance this dinner bill."

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

Too posh for Padstow!

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.