Posh Experience Hunter Pillows

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Hay Rides $10

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"I can't eat all that."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Drinks same as table decoration

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Memories/New Experiences

"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

Cow Gossip

Modern Presents

"You. You. And you."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Sloane Ranger.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Reserved

"I don't mind the raise as much as the private bathroom."

Slant On Art

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."