Posh Experience Hunter Pillows

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Hay Rides $10

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"I can't eat all that."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Drinks same as table decoration

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

Memories/New Experiences

"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

Cow Gossip

Modern Presents

"You. You. And you."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

Sloane Ranger.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Reserved

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Slant On Art