Portion Control Champion Prints

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'You are what you eat!'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'