Portfolio Building Prints

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Will work for ETFs

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'Time to buy.'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

wealth investment

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Long and Short term investments.

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."