Port Manager Pillows

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Two airplanes

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

You have had enough

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'I work at the airport.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"Well, the drought is over."

"Ahoy!"

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'You've had enough!'

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'Well I'm not sure, Lady. This place is full of Bums.'

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."