Port Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor! Our nautical-themed mugs for port humorists bring a smile with clever maritime puns and witty designs—perfect for coffee or tea lovers who appreciate seaside wit.

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'It was this big. I swear'

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

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'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.' mockup

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

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'Luxury cruise you said!'

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A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment. mockup

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

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"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan." mockup

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice." mockup

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

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"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

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"What other tricks does he need?" mockup

"What other tricks does he need?"

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view." mockup

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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"I'm the Class Clown fish."

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Japanese Whaling

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Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

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Pirates at the mall.

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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Shark food pyramid.

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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Man painting MOM on boat

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

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"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

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'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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"Drinking improves my vodkabulary." mockup

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

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Walking the Plank.

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"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

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'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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"You can find me on Inkedin."

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Port Humorist Mugs Collection

Port Humorist Pillows

Bring humor and coastal charm home with our port humorist pillows. These witty, nautical-themed pillows add personality and laughter to any living space.

Port Humorist Prints

Brighten any room with our nautical prints inspired by port humorists. Featuring clever seaside jokes and designs, they make fantastic gifts for maritime humor enthusiasts.

Port Humorist T-Shirts

Show off your nautical humor with our collection of port humorist t-shirts. Witty and comfortable, they’re perfect for seaside adventures or casual days with a maritime twist.