Port Authority Storyteller Pillows

"Coronavirus! Making you wish you were trapped in a bathroom stall at Port Authority instead since 2019."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"It's the dog."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton