Port Authority Storyteller Pillows

"Coronavirus! Making you wish you were trapped in a bathroom stall at Port Authority instead since 2019."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"It's the dog."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."