Porridge Enthusiast Prints

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"Bloody hell!"

Jurassic Pork

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'It's a spork!'

Swine flu

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Pig Cheese

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

What's a hot flash?

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'