Pork Chop Pal Mugs

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'That was fun!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

Scary stuff

Fur Baby

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Is the water cold?'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Noah's fridge

The Butcher of 35th street.

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

Polar Bear Refuge

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.