Populations Pillows

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

World Production.

Population rocket

The Problem with World Population Growth

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Aging population in Cuba

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

'You really do need new glasses!'

The Internet...

Population rocket

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."