Population Projectionist T-Shirts

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

World Production.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Population train.

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Aging population in Cuba

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

'You're making my job much harder.'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Birth Rates in France

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

"And that's the projection for that stock."

Aging and birth rate in the population

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"And this projected sales increase has a margin of error of 100%."

'Sorry, Full'

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

Canada's longest running movie house.

Increasing world population

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

World pushing '7 billion' pram.

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'