Population Projectionist T-Shirts

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

World Production.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Population train.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Aging population in Cuba

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

"And that's the projection for that stock."

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'You're making my job much harder.'

Birth Rates in France

Aging and birth rate in the population

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

'I'm glad to see that you've finally come to your census.'

"And this projected sales increase has a margin of error of 100%."

'Sorry, Full'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Increasing world population

Canada's longest running movie house.

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

World pushing '7 billion' pram.