Popularity Contest Enthusiast Prints

"Don't worry...Hernando is the kind of guy women dream about. You're the kind of guy they actually get."

Likes: $2.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Reinventing myself.'

'I have no new Facebook friend requests today. See that I do before lunchtime.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Hillary Clinton

Tug the Toggle

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"You may be man's 'best friend' but I have over 2,123 likes on facebook!"

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

The Apprentice

"He killed in rehab."

'According to yesterday's poll, 46% of people support having rain tomorrow while 36% are against. 24% are undecided.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House