Poppy Field Wanderer Prints

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Monkey-artist

"Where the wild things were."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Hither and Yon sign

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"