Popper Prince Prints

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

To my future King.

Round the Clock

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Prince

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

"Hello, bubble wrap."

'... and, if I hear you popping a champagne cork, I'll be straight back.'

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

Le petit nuclear blast

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

"We've successfully opened Pandora's box. We're still making our way through the bubble wrap."

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

'The world's oldest gag in the IT age.'

Acne, the scourge of the 17-year locust

'We need a big publicity push, we have to get you in the news, one of you needs to develop a heavy drug problem.'