Pope Of Popcorn T-Shirts

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'