Popcorn Prankster Mugs

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Scary stuff

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear