Popcorn Juggler Pillows

Cinemuck

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Bloody hell!"

"Bed Spread"

To do before Saturday...

Football

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Film Lovers.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Overworked

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The Communicator

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"