Popcorn Juggler Pillows

Cinemuck

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Bloody hell!"

To do before Saturday...

"Bed Spread"

Football

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Movies vs. Films

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Film Lovers.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Communicator

Aliens watch the earth explode

Overworked

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

The Directors Gut.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Barry Norman

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.