Pop-up Warrior Gifts

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New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"Dang it."

Fencing Lessons

The whale and the plastic bottle.

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

Books. It's about raising dogs? Yes, it's a pup-up book.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

Sword Fight

Computer frustration

"You WOKE me, you wonderful pure at heart, romantic, sexy beast of a man! I was dreaming I was CANCELLED!"

A xmas tree pops out of a book on trees

"I'll have the 7."

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

"There's no need to keep calling to remind us, sir. You'll get your wake-up call at the time you specified. Understand? Now stop calling."

World Ping-Pong Federation.

A Journey Pop-up Version.

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"