Pop Quiz Survivalist Mugs

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Thank-you God.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'DO we have a Math test today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

"This better be high tide."

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Stay in school.

Eskimo in Igloo