Pop-o-matic Fan Prints

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that troubled (frustrated) look.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Automatic swing machine

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

A cleaner in a cinema

'Trainspotters'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Dot hogs.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

Three happy pound signs

Pope Mobile

'No matter how many times it's happened before, being pregnant is such a wonderful thing...'

"Oh come on! It's not the first time I've done that procedure!"

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

'No, Thog. Paper beat rock.'

Olivia Rodrigo

Offended Dignity