Pop Maverick Pillows

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

George Michael

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

The last song before the party exploded.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Anti-war libra.

Popera!

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The band.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Justin Timberlake

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

I love Marimba

Nick Cave.

Santa Metal Claus

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Hacksaw Violin.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Music Freak.

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Pete Townshend

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

ABBA

Air Sitar.

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'