Pop Maverick Mugs

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

The last song before the party exploded.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Anti-war libra.

Popera!

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The band.

I love Marimba

Music Freak.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.