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Celine Dion

George Michael

Science fiction fans on other planets

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Elton John

Hollywood producer.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

Peter Gabriel

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA

Paul McCartney

At the CD shop.

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

Madonna

Dolores O'Riordan

Kylie.

Cole Porter

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Justin Drew Bieber

Kylie Minogue.

Man out of order like his coffee machine

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Justin Bieber

I'm getting hoarse let's lip sync to Mariah Carey

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."