Pop Culture Pundits Prints

The Lawyer of Oz

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"This should knock up the viewing figures!"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'I NEED to KNOW what funky name the media will christen the new decade, to follow the noughties.'

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

''Star Trek,' or 'The Waltons' I could understand... but a 'Geraldo' marathon?'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Skeptic Tank.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Time Machine Collision

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The americanisation of vulture.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

Giant Monster in Bath

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'