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"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

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'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"The Eggsorcist"

"Hugh fans!"

Michael Jackson

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Filet minion

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Man fishing with large bait

'I could do that.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

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The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

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