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Art Forms.

'There's nothing on.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

Warhol Exhibit

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"Now that's art!"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"That's close enough."